The Best Story Ever. REALLY.

Okay, you know that person in your life that can make anything sound funny? Just the way they tell it or the look on their face or even just the way their voice sounds? Well, I have a person like that, and she makes me laugh every time I see her. This is my favorite story of hers. I make her tell it a lot. It's not the same in print form (it's really a you-had-to-be-there kind of thing), but I don't EVER want to forget it, so I am including it in my blog. Thank you, Megan Mallicoat for making me laugh.

Once upon a time there was a pilot at Southwest Airlines who was boarding flight that from Burbank to Salt Lake City. As he was boarding and watching everyone come on the plane he kept saying hi and greeting people but he noticed that people were not sitting in the front of the plane, that everyone was continuing on to the back of the plane. He thought this is very strange because normally people like to sit at the front of the plane. So, the pilot decided to go back and check in with this woman that was sitting in the front that people kept looking at kind of strange and then walked past. As he approached the woman he realized that she was breast-feeding and he thought it may be a little bit uncomfortable to sit right next to somebody that was doing that but I mean cant you at least sit in the row behind her? Then he realized what the problem was,  she was breast-feeding a CAT. At that point he said ma'am we don't allow animals on our planes and we certainly don't allow women that breast-feed animals on our planes.