In My Defense

I do not come home 'without exception' with some sort of scrape, bruise or injury. In fact, I like to think I have been relatively healthy for a while now when it comes to sports. True, I did break my nose, but I guess that's what happens when one tries to play defense against a friend's shoulder with one's face. And the black eye thing was totally not my fault, I caught a random elbow in the face! Honestly, where's the sympathy? It's not like I wanted these things to happen!

Anyway, I think that some people are just a little bitter when their husbands awaken them from their slumber to get some antiseptic applied to a wound, or to try and convince said wife to push a broken nose back in place. So what's the big complaint?!

(See! You can hardly even see the shiner!)